what?... seriously?....

i've just seen a job advertised for a 'sandwich artist' what is a sandwich artist i wondered? someone who only draws sandwiches? no? erm i dont know, i give up, what is a sandwich artist? oh silly me, it's a job at Subway, i should have guessed that!! do you think they ask you what your favorite sandwich is in the interview? i heard that they ask you what your favorite colour is if you go for a job at the body shop, don't know if thats true or not though.
If you want to depress yourself really really quickly, i suggest looking for a job, i've never read so much bullshit in my life.......hurumph!!